Do you NEED an SLR?

I write most of my items for photo enthusiasts and businesses, but I know that the casual shooter reads some of this too...
Here then, is a list of  why you don't need a DSLR camera.... Maybe:

1. Expensive
2. Heavy
3. Complicated
4. Inconvenient
5. Bulky

There you are. Right off the "top of my head", five reasons NOT to use a DSLR.

Now then... Here's a picture from my own PHONE:

Crackin' eh?